THE
LOST HYATT PICTUES
President Bush speaks to first responders after 911.
Amazingly, Time
magazine forgot to point out in this photo that it was
none other
that the "great" Greg Hyatt in the background
running the teleprompter.
The White House had no comment as to how he went from an
up and
comer to a telepromter operator for $5 an hour.
AP took this photo of Dick Cheney speaking to our
military forces in
Iraq, (found
on invisibleman.com).
Cheney failed to mention that it was
Greg Hyatt who single handedly took out the Republican
Guard and,
spent a week preparing them for democracy by passing out
fliers that
read: "I started proposition 2 1/2 in Massachusetts. I use to be
important!"
Found on eyelikeGuys.com
Presdient Bill Clinton meets
with world leaders, stopping to point out
his Greg Hyatt portrait on the world known Kennedy desk
in the
oval office. "It was Greg's idea to rename it the
'oral' office," Clinton
told his guests. Later that day Clinton signed the DOMA
bill which
was used as the basis of gay marriage in Massachusetts.
Coincidence?
You tell us!
Found on
Transvestiteamerica.com
Bill Clinton wags his finger
saying "I did not have sex with that woman"
as Hyatt peeks in to remind him that in fact, he did have
sex with that
woman. A Microphone picked up Greg asking Clinton out on
a date
shortly after the speech.
In the original
"undoctored photo" of Elian Gonzalez being
taken by US
Marshalls (found on
I'mAloser.com) the great
Greg Hyatt supervises
the boy's arrest. "If this was in Massachusetts his
family would
be paying less in taxes thanks to ME!"
found on
livinginthepast.org
Little could anyone
conceive that this little known photo of FDR taken on
the campaign trail has the Great Greg Hyatt sitting in
the audience.
Hyatt later took credit for the "day of imfamy"
speech given after
the bombing of Pearl Harbor. "FDR should have
listened to me!" Hyatt
said recalling the incident. What an ingate!"
One of the rarest pictures
of Queen Elizabeth, seen here
talking to the peasants after the bombing of London by
the Nazi's.
The London Telgraph photographer's grandson emailed this
picture in to Tommyduggan.com saying he had no idea
that the GREAT Greg Hyatt was there to guide her in her
greatest hour of need and sorrow.
Upon the death of
Jim Henson this rarely seen photo
of Hyatt was found in his personal collection. Here,
Hyatt
is relaxing in the tub with Ernie while they make Bert
clean the
floor on his hands and knees. "Bert was our love
slave but he
just wouldn't get naked, that ingrate! I made him kiss
the
ground I walk on, as should everyone but he never thanked
me for giving him the privelage so we broke up,"
Hyatt was
reported to have said after the love tryst ended.
Sesame Street is said to be Hyatt's favorite television
show of all time and he fondly speaks of his
"passion" for Ernie.
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