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Mark Palermo

You have to wonder about the wisdom of constructing a Level 4 bioterror research lab in a metropolitan area. Shouldn’t they be building  it in a desert? Or on an island? Or in Alaska? But political expedience trumps common sense as usual, and they are building one in Boston’s South End.

How would you like to own property next to a bioterror lab -which will be working with Anthrax, Viral Hemorrhagic Fever, Botulism, the Plague, Ebola, and Tularemia, the most infectious pathogenic bacterium known on earth. But don’t worry, the authorities say there is no danger to the community.  Remember the original King Kong movie? “Don’t worry folks, those chains are made of chromed steel!”

Last September, at least three mice carrying a deadly strain of plague escaped from the Public Health Research Institute in Newark, New Jersey, another bioterror research lab. After an investigation by the FBI, a spokesman stated, “We’re satisfied that there is no public safety risk, and there doesn’t seem to be any nexus to criminal activity or terrorism.” 

In December 2002 a power failure compromised yet another infectious disease laboratory at Plum Island, New York. With air compressors and refrigeration systems down, workers devised some “high tech containment” procedures:  They used duct tape to seal all the doors.

About 150 scientists, mostly from the faculty of Harvard, MIT, BU and Boston College sent a letter to the Boston City Council stating, “There are real and potentially catastrophic risks to the health and safety of people in the local and surrounding communities.”  But BU received a $128 million grant and they didn’t want to send the check back. Now that the National Institute of Health has given final approval, construction is set to begin.

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In Denmark they have an enlightened approach to the world’s oldest profession. Sex work is legal as long as a woman can prove it is not her only means of support. Now the Danes are debating another question. Should disabled people be allowed government subsidized home visits by prostitutes?

Torben Hansen, has cerebral palsy which severely affects his speech and ability to get around. The 59-year-old Hansen says that he had a girlfriend, but she died, and getting to a brothel is too difficult for him, so he would like his local government to compensate him for house calls by sex workers. Even for the libertine Danes, this question of public subsidies has provoked a controversy about just how much help you are supposed to get from the government. Stig Langvad of the country’s Disabled Association accused politicians of double standards saying, “The disabled must have the same possibilities as other people. Politicians can debate whether prostitution should be allowed in general, instead of preventing only the disabled from having access to it.” A similar idea is being floated in Australia by advocates for the disabled.

On one hand I want to tell Hansen “For God Sakes, man. Pick yourself up off the floor and stand tall. There is a woman for every man in this world. Go out the door and find another.” Easy enough to say. But I don’t have cerebral palsy. It’s not such an easy question to answer.

What about veterans, for instance, that come home from Iraq- as some do-  psychologically and physically damaged? The VA provides them with an array of rehabilitative services. But what about the service they may need more than any other? Do we as a society simply pretend this need doesn’t exist? Older people forget too easily what it was like to be young.

So I am rooting for Hansen. In this generation of billionaires and yuppies that pay five bucks for a cup of coffee, there should be a little money somewhere for a lonely man to experience the human touch. But when I think about how well-intentioned ideas like this get translated into legislation, I shudder to think of it.  It might work in northern Europe.

But here, after all the loopholes are identified, it would be abused beyond all reasonable limits and the financial advantages milked to the last drop. Think of the bloated bureaucracies this would generate, the federal grants, the lawsuits from people who say they caught something, the billing frauds, the scams…

In the end, like Hansen, we must make face our existential situation and make do with the cards we are dealt. But let’s give him credit for trying. If the government won’t help people in Hansen’s predicament, maybe somebody can start a charitable foundation. They can solicit private donations (I’ll send 15 bucks) and get some corporate sponsorship. Maybe Bill Gates can kick in something. They can call it the Foundation of Physical Satisfaction. I wish Hansen well in his quest. What is meant to be will always find a way.

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